I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Randomize
