Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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