Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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