yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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