Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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