I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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