ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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