you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
there is puke in my bra ... again
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