Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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