He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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