singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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