doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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