chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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