Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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