Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
you would pick up someone in the library
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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