bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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