I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
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