I didn't shave. On purpose
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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