he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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