There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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