I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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