And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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