i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
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