I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
i drank out of a bidet.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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