Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I lost the right to judge tonight
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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