Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
