16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Tornado booty call.. dedication
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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