If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
This is my gift to your gina
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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