people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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