called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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