I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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