I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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