it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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