I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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