hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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