okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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