Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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