who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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