so explain again why im purple
no
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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