I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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