you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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