just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Success! We fucked roommates!
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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