All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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