I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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