And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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