I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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