idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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