M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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