she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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