i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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