i barfeds in our rink
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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