also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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