I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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