I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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