another moral hangover. fuck.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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